Pics p.334

This woman’s mother probably meant to say “break a leg” in this good luck text

“Are we gonna talk about how baby sting rays look like haunted ravioli”

Found! Perfect photo for next Labour election campaign poster

Guardian reader loved the paper so much they buried him in it

Dog has a “thing” for rooftops

When you forget how to use a clipboard

Bad day? Could be worse. Could be this guy

Call that a set of antlers? THIS is a set of antlers…

easyJet reveals bizarre secret hand codes of cabin crew

When you keep getting mistaken for someone else

Theresa May ducks question from ‘journalist with pen’, hits peak Alan Partridge

Student leaves pineapple in art show, returns to find it has been made into exhibit

Some people are just born for their job

Caption of the day

This Irish bar has a price list for lies to tell to partners who’ve phoned up asking where their husbands are