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Watch what happens when you crack open a nine-year-old Easter egg

Because watching Kelvin MacKenzie being given a taste of his own medicine never gets old

Great British Bake Off – top 10 tweets about that first official picture

Tired woodpecker hitches a lift, driver gives him guided tour. Love this

When your neighbour’s dogs climb out the window and have a party on the roof

Two businesses that make perfect neighbours

Happy Easter holidays! Here’s 10 funny picture captions to send you on your way (to the pub)

So what’s your Guardian name, then?

‘The year was 2017 …’ Why we’re all living in Pamela Anderson’s Barb Wire world now

Remember the ‘fearless girl’ statue? Now the ‘charging bull’ sculptor says it violates his rights

Pun explosion as police save bacon of runaway pig causing motorway chaos

Woody really does write a great book dedication

London tube train turned into ‘fully fledged rave night’. Brilliant

If Twitter this week was a person he’d be …

A vegan is wondering if he should break up with his girlfriend for wearing a hotdog costume