Pics p.369

Let’s hope these bizarre one-star Uber reviews are fake…

This dad wrote a great letter to his 6 y/o son who was asking for money to buy a toy

The battle of Donald Trump’s bathrobe

Question of the day

Man makes a key error when he texts his boss trying to get out of work

“No Richard, you’re strangling the WRONG president!”

Donald Trump’s list of “unreported attacks” spells “attacker” wrong 27 times

19 awful estate agent photographs that’ll make you glad you can’t afford to buy a house anyway because they’re all terrible

Why you should think twice about getting a tattoo in a language you don’t understand

For some reason this rather marvellous montage of the Queen reminded us of Doctor Who

Meanwhile in Washington

First Brexit, then Trump … now the meteors have started

28 laughably desperate tweets moaning about non-existent problems

A hawk hood improved with a pair of googly eyes

Poundland are selling some really romantic Valentine’s gifts