Pics p.382

This modern-day school timetable should help prepare kids better for a life in the workplace

“I’m at the art museum and there’s a painting here from the 1700s that looks exactly like me”

“Axl Rose or McDonalds Chicken Wrap?”

Oreo Creme Egg – the best/worst idea ever?

Boy, girl or … Wookiee? Mum wears Chewbacca mask giving birth

Tesco pizza ad is stuff of nightmares. The eyes! The eyes!

“Asked groomer to shave a heart on my dogs butt… what I expected vs what I got”

Tom Hiddleston finds out what Hollywood stars look like when you humblebrag

‘Go home you’re drunk!’ British Gas under pressure over Bowie tribute

Some excellent headline co-ordination on the front page of this newspaper

Winter is coming! Which means snow cocks, crazy squirrels, and lots of falling over

This wonderful letter to The Telegraph about text messages is good for a LOL

There’s a place called ‘Yass’ but on Google maps it just seems like everyone’s super excited!

You might need to look at the picture twice but the kid has worked out a way to watch his iPad hands-free

This kid is wearing the perfect t-shirt considering his job