Pics p.509

Ferret is less than thrilled with his new festive hat

Unfortunate local newspaper layout of the day

The symbol for people with a lisp

A welcoming note from the Star Hotel in China

The best photobomb you will see all week

Nature is brutal

Man falls off bike into canal, GPS tracks the entire soggy adventure

First Twitter, now Kay Burley gets a hard time on Wikipedia

A 9-year-old and his girlfriend discuss relationship goals

An obvious Poet Laureate in the making

Nothing can stop these men in Leeds enjoying a pint

Canary Wharf wins the prize for the world’s most dystopian Christmas trees

Music shop employee struggles to keep personal taste under wraps

If you can’t make it, fake it

Objective unclear