News p.113

Boris Johnson says it’s morally indefensible to keep schools closed – the only 5 brutal takedowns you need to read

Donald Trump wants to delay the election – 9 vote-winning responses

This skewering of Boris Johnson’s obesity drive wins our letter of the week

Shoppers must wear masks in England but not until 24 July – only 5 responses you need

The only 5 reactions you need to Trump being ordered to hand over his tax returns

Favourite 5 responses to this Washington Post headline about Ennio Morricone

Nigel Farage pictured himself at the pub and it was the ultimate self-own

Theresa May’s takedown of Michael Gove just now had the whole internet applauding

Mark Francois’ letter to Michel Barnier got exactly the reaction it deserved – 12 hilarious takedowns

Boris Johnson did press-ups for the Mail on Sunday – 5 favourite responses to today’s front page

Boris Johnson’s plane’s had its £900k paint job – 9 favourite things people said about it

Someone tricked Leeds United into having an Osama Bin Laden cut-out in the fake crowd – the only 5 funny reactions you need

Everyone’s cheering Marcus Rashford’s amazing victory – except Daily Mail readers, of course

A cabinet minister’s 5-word response to Marcus Rashford’s free school meals plea had the entire internet shaking its head

Dominic Raab claims the scientists are too busy to come to the daily briefing – 8 unfavourable peer reviews