News p.114

Wetherspoons has no pigs in blankets because of Brexit – get Alanis Morissette on the phone

8 scathing reactions to Harvey Weinstein’s astonishing claim that he promoted women’s equality

People were in a panic at the thought of naked Ruth Davidson in Loch Ness – the only 5 reactions you need

Piers Morgan trolled Steve Coogan for talking politics so Hugh Grant gave him both barrels

The only 5 reactions you need to Boris Johnson bottling it in a fridge to avoid a reporter

Banksy’s latest artwork highlights homelessness in a poignantly seasonal way

This account of how some extraordinarily brave people tackled the London Bridge terrorist is utterly gripping and terrifying

The government has complained after Channel 4 empty-chaired the PM with an ice sculpture

Channel 4 had an ice block in place of Boris Johnson – 8 hot takes

‘Like a brown condom full of walnuts’ and 22 other memorable Clive James quotes

Finally, a Christmas party for freelancers that they can put on their expenses

The Queen cancelled Prince Andrew’s birthday party – our 9 favourite takedowns

This Australian newspaper’s take on climate change will raise your temperature

This Guardian reader’s not happy about Paul McCartney at Glastonbury and it prompted today’s favourite joke

Daily Mail readers aren’t just worried by Labour’s free broadband policy, they’re terrified