News p.138

How to tell if there’s been a military coup – this guy is reading the news

Our 10 favourite takes on that Daily Telegraph front page

‘There are unfortunate spelling errors, and then there’s this’

The best 11 responses to Donald Trump’s latest Twitter spat

EXCLUSIVE! First look at the John Lewis Christmas ad

Theresa May rounded off another shit day by paying homage to Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre

Donald Trump tweeting about his first year in power was as warmly received as you’d expect

US luxury jeweler’s new “everyday objects” range includes a £1,000 paperclip

‘Snake On A Plane’

The Telegraph’s “Downing Street Kids” is pretty spot on

Over 35,000 people have signed the petition to replace Kevin Spacey with Kevin James on House of Cards

Just in case you’re not already suitably enraged by the Paradise Papers leak

That rare and wonderful moment when a politician speaks for the entire nation

Donald Trump says more gun control would have killed more people in Texas

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