News p.140

Paperchase did a promotion with the Daily Mail. This is what happened next

Jeremy Clarkson near miss ‘proof that driverless cars are already sentient’

Staff at London Underground have come up with a way to beat sadness – try it and see if it works on you

This woman’s partner is asking her to file bug reports to get the TV to work

That Greggs sausage roll Advent calendar – our favourite 13 responses

How to tell if there’s been a military coup – this guy is reading the news

Our 10 favourite takes on that Daily Telegraph front page

‘There are unfortunate spelling errors, and then there’s this’

The best 11 responses to Donald Trump’s latest Twitter spat

EXCLUSIVE! First look at the John Lewis Christmas ad

Theresa May rounded off another shit day by paying homage to Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre

Donald Trump tweeting about his first year in power was as warmly received as you’d expect

US luxury jeweler’s new “everyday objects” range includes a £1,000 paperclip

‘Snake On A Plane’

The Telegraph’s “Downing Street Kids” is pretty spot on