News p.141

Only 5 replies you need to Jacob Rees-Mogg’s ‘apology’

Shots were fired by a teacher at a US school and everyone had the same message for Donald Trump

This Uber driver’s Spotify playlists have blown up on Twitter because he’s nailed people so well

As the Daily Mail goes after Max Mosley let’s not forget the Mail’s own history on this sort of thing

This stat about the National Rifle Association is pretty much all you need to know

If that Toby Young business p-ssed you off, wait until you read this

It’s colder in the UK than the Arctic right now and it’s not just the trains that are screwed

Well done to John Ward of Lincolnshire who got the ultimate “dad joke” printed in the Daily Mail letters page

People are confused why this newspaper felt compelled to protect the donkeys’ anonymity

This “Women in Math” poster is everthing that is wrong with viral outrage culture

The reply to this “stick condoms in a Gameboy cartridge case” lifehack is just gold

You probably should name your dog more carefully

Getting a computer to write Frasier scripts produces brilliantly funny results

Everything you thought you knew about Creme Eggs is wrong

The only 7 replies you need to Michael Gove’s schoolboy error