News p.144

The best 11 responses to Donald Trump’s latest Twitter spat

EXCLUSIVE! First look at the John Lewis Christmas ad

Theresa May rounded off another shit day by paying homage to Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre

Donald Trump tweeting about his first year in power was as warmly received as you’d expect

US luxury jeweler’s new “everyday objects” range includes a £1,000 paperclip

‘Snake On A Plane’

The Telegraph’s “Downing Street Kids” is pretty spot on

Over 35,000 people have signed the petition to replace Kevin Spacey with Kevin James on House of Cards

Just in case you’re not already suitably enraged by the Paradise Papers leak

That rare and wonderful moment when a politician speaks for the entire nation

Donald Trump says more gun control would have killed more people in Texas

Any plans tonight? Liam Gallagher‏ needs your help

America first! Trump’s luxury golf resort granted visas for 70 foreign workers

The ultimate ‘f-ck you’ to paparazzi who try to sell photos of you naked

The only three jokes you need to read about Priti Patel’s “freelance diplomacy”