News p.145

Michael Wolff’s legal letter to Donald Trump is unfailingly polite and utterly devastating

The rules for contestants on Countdown have gone viral because they show how hilariously pedantic the audience is

The Government rejects petition to get Blue Peter to design a new British passport

Superdrug are selling a lipstick called “Gordon Brown” and people have opinions

This woman has shared her argument with her cobbler and it reads like the best Seinfeld episode you’ve never seen

These extracts from “Dorling Kindersley’s Great Sex Games” have gone viral as they’re like a sex guide written by Alan Partridge

Tory MPs want £120m of lottery money to buy a new royal yacht. The only 8 tweets you need

People are saying the Daily Mail are making a racist pun on their front page

This man is taking Brexit far too literally

Donald Trump’s been doing his weird drinking thing and here are our 14 favourite theories

“Youthquake” declared “word of the year” by Oxford Dictionaries and it’s making people go “what!?”

Donald Trump tried to vote by proxy but got his own birthday wrong

David Davis MP explained why referendums are dangerous in 2002 and it has a certain irony considering Brexit

Waitrose have worked out the perfect way to ruin Christmas for children

This graphic tells you all you need to know how Donald Trump favourite Roy Moore was beaten