News p.42

People have been comparing Trump to Biden’s welcome of President Zelensky and it’s a proper jaw-dropper

MySpace Tom joked about becoming Twitter CEO and caused a wave of hope – 14 favourite reactions

Joe Lycett’s response to the Sun’s Qatar ‘gotcha’ was magnificently done

Elon Musk’s own poll saw tweeters vote for him to quit as CEO – 14 possible replacements

Jeremy Clarkson ‘apologised’ for his outrageous Meghan Markle column and got all the responses he deserved

The BBC’s stats man called out the government over their nurses pay rise claims and more of this sort of thing, please

The health minister said there’s no money for nurses and this Sky News man’s magnificent comeback was A++

A spoof Tory MP ended up on Jeremy Vine’s C5 show and it’s today’s best thing

Richard Madeley tried to own Mick Lynch and ended up schooled into next year

Rosie Holt brilliantly nails those Tory MPs (and GB News) losing it over Meghan Markle and it’s A++

Meghan reminds this furious LBC caller of his exes and it’s a painfully funny must-listen

Susanna Reid wasn’t taking Steve Barclay’s nonsense about GP numbers and you love to see it

Mick Lynch correcting Justin Webb’s ‘driver only’ train theory is today’s most satisfying and frustrating thing

This old tale about the ‘where are you from?’ lady-in-waiting is absolutely spectacular

We’re not saying Kay Burley owned Michael Gove but he ended up drinking her water