News p.50

An old clip of Boris Johnson has resurfaced to explain absolutely everything about the government

Ian Blackford had to leave the Commons for refusing to mislead parliament about the PM misleading parliament

Theresa May’s blistering takedown of Boris Johnson was simply brutal – 15 favourite responses

The Sue Gray report has been published (well, bits of it have) – 27 favourite unredacted responses

The Daily Express said Boris Johnson is about to ‘unleash the benefits of Brexit’ – only 9 responses you need

Michael Gove wants ‘Christian forgiveness’ for the Partygate revellers – 12 biblical takedowns

A Tory MP stepping in human poo in Kent’s lorry park is the perfect metaphor for Brexit

Taxpayers will foot the £500K bill for Liz Truss’ private jet trip to Australia

The Met will ask the alleged No. 10 partygoers ‘if they are guilty ‘ – Stop and search these 11 great responses

Liz Truss’s robotic denial she went to any Downing St parties is hilariously hypnotic

‘Lost all sense of proportion’ – only 9 responses you need to today’s Daily Mail front page

Rishi Sunak ‘accidentally’ went to Boris Johnson’s birthday party – 15 deliberate takedowns

A Tory MP got his just desserts for saying the PM was ‘ambushed with a cake’ – 34 sweet burns

Ian Hislop’s takedown of MPs over their own register of interests was magnificently done

This Tory MP’s defence of Boris Johnson isn’t the slam dunk he thought it was