News p.51

This Tory’s solution to massive queues at Dover is …stay in the UK – 19 home truths

Fox News trying to put a positive spin on Trump’s indictment is a fabulously funny watch

Donald Trump has been indicted over his hush money payment to Stormy Daniels – 27 favourite responses

18 favourite responses to this guy’s temporary triumph over the police

A gun lobbyist’s oddly apt name saw him dubbed ‘Keith Arsewank’ on British and Irish Twitter – 14 best takedowns

Paul O’Grady’s blistering rant against Tory austerity has just gone viral again and it’s sadly as relevant as ever

People think these King Charles lookalikes are making a right royal show of themselves – 17 funniest comments

Richard Madeley just hit peak Partridge and Susanna Reid’s face says it all

Fox News was still setting up to cover America’s latest school shooting when this woman had taken enough

‘This is the most French video I’ve ever seen’

Liz Truss’s resignation honours list is every bit as F-ed up as you’d expect – 19 NOs to the left

The look on the face of Boris Johnson’s lawyer as he gave evidence is quite the watch

Whoever put this Burger King ad on today’s Metro front page deserves all the fries

The Daily Mail’s Sarah Vine said Boris Johnson was ‘as agile as a cat’ – 18 furry good clapbacks

Andrew Marr’s 43-second takedown of Boris Johnson’s Partygate defence was magnificently done