News p.55

Donald Trump says he could declassify documents just by thinking it – 17 telepathic takedowns

17 tweets about the quirkier side of the funeral coverage that went wildly viral

Boris Johnson being told to wait in line at the funeral was a supremely satisfying moment

Kirsty Young’s closing words on the Queen’s funeral were simply magnificent

Aussie TV didn’t recognise Liz Truss and it made everyone’s day better (apart from Liz Truss)

There’s a huge queue of people waiting to see the Queen lying-in-state – 17 tweets worth getting in line for

The founder of Patagonia has donated the multi-billion-dollar company to fight the climate crisis

This thread about the ‘triumphantly British’ queue to see the Queen lying-in-state is today’s best read

You won’t read a funnier response to Center Parc’s bank holiday closure for the Queen’s funeral

This royalist told James O’Brien there should be ‘a ban on paper’ and it’s a most entertaining and exasperating 7 minutes

Center Parcs (briefly) said it would shut for the Queen’s funeral – 23 funniest responses

A pen leaked over King Charles and he was not amused – 17 right royal reactions

Vanessa Feltz’s takedown of this royal biographer’s ‘spiteful’ Meghan Markle comments was brilliantly done

This BBC royal pundit’s take on the Queen’s Paddington sketch went viral for reasons that will become obvious

This Royal Parks’ plea for mourners paying tribute to the Queen is today’s most British thing