News p.78

Boris “I wear a mask wherever the rules say that I should” Johnson pictured maskless on a packed train

There was a right royal pisstake of this expert prediction for the Queen – 14 funny favourites

The jury’s out on whether this Fox News presenter’s farcical confusion was an act

The judge in a far-right murder case has Trump’s rally song as his ringtone

The UK “not remotely a corrupt country” says Boris Johnson with a straight face

An MP claiming to need a second job to afford childcare got exactly the sympathy you’d expect

Tory MP Geoffrey Cox’s Caribbean cash cow ramps up the second job row

Boris Johnson’s maskless hospital photos went down as well as you’d expect – 19 sick burns

Ian Hislop pulled not a single punch to explain the Owen Paterson fiasco

Ted Cruz flipped out at Big Bird for promoting the Covid vaccine and got owned into next week

This BBC explainer of Boris Johnson’s worst week is a simply devastating 6 minutes

Owen Paterson is leaving the ‘cruel world of politics’ – 17+ votes of no confidence

13 favourite reactions to the government’s standards reform U-turn

Our 10 favourite clapbacks to Jacob Rees-Mogg’s ramblings about the French

Tory MPs vote to overhaul the standards that saw Owen Paterson found guilty of lobbying