News p.79

Florida’s anti-vax Republican governor forgot medical screening existed before Covid

The PM got a slap on the wrist from Lord Geidt for the Downing St. flat debacle – 12 weary responses

The Daily Mail slagged off NHS workers for taking holidays and being off sick – only 5 responses you need

The Pope says it’s selfish to have pets instead of kids – 11 biblical takedowns

17 unimpressed reactions to the Downing Street briefing that could have been an email

Lord Frost’s message to the newly honoured Brexit negotiators got the takedowns it deserved

The Sunday Sport’s riposte to this BBC apology might just snatch Burn of the Year

Boris Johnson escapes punishment for the Downing Street flat payment fiasco – 11 scathing responses

Boris Johnson had the strangest response to a question about his recent whereabouts

The Met Police referring the Met Police to the police watchdog went really meta

The Daily Mail front page is the very definition of ‘mixed messaging’ – only 5 responses you need

Dominic Raab said that Downing St photo ‘wasn’t a social occasion’ – only 13 responses you need

Boris Johnson’s ‘Partygate’ investigator allegedly hosted one of them – only 9 responses you need

The Archbishop of Canterbury just brutally owned Laurence Fox and it’s heaven sent

Grant Shapps denies all knowledge of a boozy Department for Transport lockdown party