News p.99

Our 12 favourite reactions to the news of Daft Punk’s break-up

A potted guide to Boris Johnson’s roadmap – with the best responses

Boris Johnson wants a giant roundabout under the Isle of Man – 11 cutting responses

Simply 19 of the funniest tweets about Ted Cruz fleeing Texas for Cancun

NASA’s Perserverance rover landed on Mars and began tweeting – 17 galactic responses

A Telegraph column about the ‘woke’ being mean to conservatives got the takedowns you’d expect

Donald Trump’s Atlantic City casino has been demolished and did people make jokes? You bet

The new minister for fixing Brexit is an unelected bureaucrat who helped negotiate it

This hilarious tale of a most unfortunate vaccine mix-up is making everyone’s lockdown better

Boris Johnson made an OJ Simpson joke as he struggled to put on a pair of gloves – only 5 responses you need

The new Covid treatment is far more successful than the PM’s attempts to say it – 9 favourite reactions

This headline about a fire caused an awkward misunderstanding about Paul Newman – the 11 hottest takes

Donald Trump is acquitted for a second time with Republican backing – 15 damning verdicts

The UK’s quarantine hotel booking system crashed instantly – of course

Jacob Rees-Mogg’s been talking Weetabix, baked beans and ‘nanny’s homemade marmalade’ – only 4 responses you need