Weird World p.101

Comeback of the week

“What have you accidentally conditioned your pet to do?” – 10 Pavlovian responses

People couldn’t believe this entitled debt repayment story was touted as inspirational

An anti-masker left his server a petty message and a terrible tip

5G conspiracy theorist of the day

Turns out it’s not just flat-earthers whose brains short-circuited at this meme

You don’t have to be called Ross to play in goal for Ross County … but it helps

This self-styled nerd’s ‘manquisition’ of a woman had the entire internet shaking its head

Comeback of the day

‘Accidentally left wing’

Anti-masker takedown of the day

You will only hear the word you’re reading and it’s blowing people’s minds

This shop’s unusual face mask policy wins facepalm of the week

It took us a long time to get our head round this woman’s massive head

This ‘delicate and feminine’ face mask really isn’t the solution this beauty salon thinks it is