Weird World p.117

People can’t believe how long this guy held a grudge for not getting a second date

An article about what turns men off women is getting the scorn it deserves

Hairy Nuts Disco and 69 other genuine fungi names to make your day better

MI5’s failure to spot this KGB spy hiding in plain sight is jaw-dropping and very funny

The battle of the sexes just got messy. Very messy indeed

This machine was invented to help shy men give sperm – the only 11 responses you need

This obituary is the most brutally but hilariously honest you’ll read anytime soon

This epic story of a parking space standoff is the thread we all need right now

Are “janties” set to be the fashion hit of the summer? 14 mixed reviews

There was a “wine and eggs” diet in the 70s and it did NOT look healthy

People have been sharing their favourite “wrong twin” stories – 12 of the best

A woman asked her husband to tidy up so he did this and it really is a work of art

This comparison of what people see with (and without) astigmatism is a real eye-opener

A 2016 article by Daniel Hannan seems like a devastating Brexit parody – but he was totally serious

Writer Tom Taylor live-tweeted his stay in a remote cabin – and it’s absolutely terrifying