‘My bank told me off’

Everyone’s watching planes try to land in Storm Eunice at Heathrow and it’s gripping and terrifying stuff

The UK has been battered by storms and funny tweeters have battered back – 28 low blows

Ryanair had the best response for a GB News reporter who took aim at their Novak Djokovic joke

This smart dog invented a game it can play all by itself and it’s next-level stuff

People have been sharing the first law they’d pass on becoming PM – 19 vote winners

This Skittles-based science experiment has been getting some sweet reactions on TikTok

17 impossible beauty standards for shop dummies

Ryanair’s sarcastic response to Novak Djokovic’s self-imposed martyrdom was top flight

This tiger cub sneaking up on its mum is 6 seconds very well spent

19 sparkling takedowns of people’s dumb comments to make your day better

Conspiracy theory of the day

This cat making the ‘most precise jump ever’ really is a proper jaw-dropper

David Baddiel gave a pedant a free comedy workshop and people loved it

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s money-making joke went over everyone’s heads and it’s just gone viral all over again

This plumber’s response to being told by his boss to cut his hair is a salutary lesson for us all

Fox News presenter forgets Trump was in charge as she slams Biden for 2020 failings

This Tory MP’s Brexit dividend is not the glorious triumph she thinks it is