The polls are closed, the votes are in and so are your reactions – 27 early results

Jake Humphrey ribbed Martin Keown for turning up late and he went full David Brent

Jeremy Corbyn’s minders tried to freeze out Elmo but they didn’t bank on his special move

Can Skittles predict the results of the election? We gave it a try

Donald Trump mocked Greta Thunberg for winning Time person of the year and her response was perfect

Restaurant Sign of the Day

This mum refused to accept she’d texted the wrong number and it’s a furiously funny treat

21 dogs in polling stations to take your minds off the other stuff

Potty-mouthed guy demands free logo and is furious when he gets exactly the one he deserves

Simply 17 ‘shower thoughts’ that will make you stop and think

“Matt Hancock being totally normal with a woman” the only 5 funny reactions you need

This viral clip of a dad “interacting” with a cartoon to amuse his toddler is pure joy

People lost their sheet over a bedding hack – 7 outraged reactions

‘Had my vasectomy today. My wife thinks she’s funny’

The confusing perspective caused by these dancers’ outfits will melt your brain even though you know what’s going on

This kitten’s special move is both highly impressive and totally misjudged

Stupid customer of the week

Meme of the day