Boris Johnson won’t be backing Theresa May’s ‘bold’ new Brexit offer – the only 4 replies you need

Joe Lycett’s letter to his MP about people protesting LGBT teaching in schools will have you cheering into next week

Venn diagram of the week

This guy decided to take the plunge – the water had other ideas

We can’t unsee this pubic hair-effect safety barrier – and now neither can you

13 favourite reactions to a Brexiter MP being called out for not being brexity enough

This Boris Johnson fan on LBC couldn’t name any of the MP’s Conservative values

Warning Sign of the Day

Explain Game of Thrones in one tweet – 19 unsullied replies (spoilers)

A politician’s bad take on the milkshake issue earned these 16 beautiful takedowns

This coffee sign and its shadow don’t match up and it’s melting people’s brains

‘Breaking open an Obsidian rock’ is the mostly oddly satisfying thing you’ll watch this week

‘When you block your ex so he makes fake Instagram accounts to contact you’

The reply to this guy’s angry note about his missing drinks was worse than he could ever have imagined

This ‘feminist’ guy’s attempt to get an artist to draw his portrait for free is a classic of its type

Is this the real reason George R.R. Martin hasn’t finished Game of Thrones?

‘Imagine finding out you have the first cat in the world that can speak but it can only say this’

14 Disney put-downs that are far sassier than you’d expect