How much does Cristiano Ronaldo have to earn to stop doing stuff like this?

Nigel Farage is really excited by his new passport – only 5 takedowns you need

People can’t work out if this is a rabbit or a raven and it’s blowing their minds

People love Minnie Driver’s story about a woman who pointed out Chrissy Teigen at the airport

Luxury cruise orders in Greggs for 700 passengers

For Sale: ‘Used Roller Skates’

Jemaine Clement’s response to this climate change denier was out of this world

11 takes on “the four words every girl wants whispered in her ear”

PMQs with Monty Python’s ‘What have the Romans ever done for us’ on top is the perfect Brexit takedown

Just a brilliant thread of men’s ridiculous nicknames (and how they got them) after Derry Girls’ Nicola Coughlan said this

This floating tent is fooling nobody – 15 very funny reactions

This tale of a 7 y/o and his burger prompted a rush of stories about very literal-minded kids

A clip of Sikh men dancing has gone viral because it’s completely joyous

How Joe Wicks pronounces Wensleydale will have you facepalming into next week

This guy’s Marmite ‘hack’ was made even better by his response to people who said he made it up

The lengths this woman went to get the perfect selfie on a train went wildly viral

The payoff to this duck playing dead is today’s loveliest thing

Need a pick-me-up? Here are 5 fantastic reactions to a cute Pomeranian dressed as Paddington Bear