People are sharing their irrational fears – these are 14 absolute terrors

Buddhism goal: achieved

The owner of a small business had the perfect takedown of a fake review

11 cutting reactions to a Brexiter saying Boris Johnson will “drain the swamp”

People running a racecourse while dressed as dinosaurs is the greatest sight ever

“Alexa, what do people think of Amazon doing a deal with the NHS?” 17 critical responses

This bride fat-shamed her cousin for not wanting to be a bridesmaid and people can’t believe it

There was a very NSFW word on Countdown but not everyone got it

The BBC’s Simon McCoy couldn’t finish this story without corpsing and you’ll see why

A Brexit Party MEP took aim at David Lammy’s education and was totally schooled

Sir Kim Darroch resigns for telling the truth about Donald Trump – 13 perfect responses

The most passive-aggressive laundry label you’ll read today

A restaurant called out a publisher for charging to appear in its top 10-style list and the burn was delicious

Someone’s grandma borrowed the rubber “socks” she found in his drawer – cue awkwardness

Just 9 brilliant clips of the great Rip Torn who has died aged 88

People – well, men – are unhappy with this fact about lions

People have been sharing the dad jokes they can’t stop saying after David Baddiel said this about his daughter

Favourite 4 takedowns of the Tory MP who said this about Boris Johnson and Brexit