This dad offered to help his teenage son learn to shave and was brutally owned

Southeastern Trains thought it would be a good idea to ask its customers this. It wasn’t, it really wasn’t

Job ad of the week

This man’s story of a cat that got stuck in his car engine is the heart-warming tale we all need right now

This hilariously awkward interview with 2 bickering Tory MPs tells you all you need to know about politics right now

This thread about democracy and tonight’s Tory no confidence vote is chilling and brilliant

David Cameron had his say on Theresa May’s ‘no confidence’ vote and got entirely the replies he deserved

Simply the only takedown you need of Jacob Rees-Mogg after he said this about Theresa May

28 really stupid (and very funny) things people did when they were too young to know better

A man sent his wife a spreadsheet of all the excuses she gave not to have sex (and this goes straight to the top)

This person tried to give away their sofa and what happened will ring true with anyone who’s done something similar

The brilliant Stewart Lee on Brexit is 52 seconds to make your day better

Stephen Mangan started a debate about what you call the end of a loaf and now he probably wishes he hadn’t

Theresa May’s ‘best bits’ in the style of someone evicted from Big Brother is funny and very clever

Theresa May got locked in her own car – funniest 14 things people said about it

These 21 wrong words that children have accidentally used are better than the originals

Donald Trump tops ‘modern Christmas cracker jokes’ competition (and it’s not fake news)

This woman’s date was an hour late and his response makes her furious rant even better