Kim Woodburn was asked ‘how to get semen out of a sofa’ and her reply is 10/10
We have to confess we haven’t thought a great deal about Kim Woodburn or Aggie MacKenzie since their Channel 4 show How Clean Is Your House? was at its height.
But it turns out Kim is still answering questions from people keen to get their house even cleaner than it already is, and someone called Laura Bowels had a very, er, specific question.
And it just got better and better.
Kim Woodburn’s response to someone asking “how to get semen out of sofas” is the best thing I’ve seen this year pic.twitter.com/kKvC3pnk6i
— Shirley Carter’s Shaven Pussy (@ShirleyPussy) July 5, 2019
Full eight second pause at the start there.
But just Kim’s answer didn’t satisfy.
Wet baking powder scrub, followed by diluted detergent to rinse, dry with paper towels, then hoover. Do Not Use Bleach (it goes yellow). You’re welcome.
— Matt Sayer (@rulingthewaves) July 5, 2019
Or there was this.
Take a chisel to it 24 hours later…?😬
— Plane Jane (@knit1slip1psso) July 7, 2019
Or this.
Put a towel down before you throw down
— alasgayer (@alasdaaldor) July 5, 2019
Life mantra
— Cava-chew-tea (@NickCavaciuti) July 5, 2019
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