Thief who stole an iPhone then messaged the owner to ask for the password

This tale about an old lady in the Co-op is one of the greatest ever Twitter threads

These graphics really brings home the scale of the fires burning in Australia right now

‘Did they expect her to look like Peppa Pig?’

If you read only one Daily Mail reader comment about Harry and Meghan, make it this one

‘Pick your favourite EU leaving name’

25 of the funniest things from this week

14 more reasons to love Tom Hanks

A worker ruined her excuse for being late by sending a picture

This young drummer boy must have been born with comic timing

Madame Tussaud’s gets 10 out of 10 for shade after moving the Harry and Meghan models

Well, that escalated quickly – people get truly heated about Subway sandwiches

Mark Francois wants Big Ben bongs for Brexit – 5 timely takedowns

This woman had the very best answer why women don’t take their husband’s name

This voice actress took on the scammers at their own game and it’s very funny and very, very clever

This woman’s takedown of new mums groups on Facebook is tragically accurate

Here’s why you should never look at anything remotely pornographic before ketamine therapy

‘The most Australian thing I’ve ever read’