Breaking: we’ve reached DEFCONE 2
Breaking: we’ve reached DEFCONE 2
20 glorious times Mike Read’s memoirs hit peak Alan Partridge
Woman trapped in window retrieving poo – epic bad date goes viral
Fear the walking (billboard) dead
Madonna moaning about the delivery guy is the oddest tweet you’ve ever been able to relate to
Peppa Pig ‘spiders can’t hurt you’ episode re-edited for Australian audiences
Phone-in caller tells Britain how to ‘buckle down’ and get behind Brexit
These pictures will strike a chord with anyone whose kids went back to school this week
‘Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me.’
We feel very sorry for the person who has to drive this van all day
A valiant Irish Dad attempts to get a bat out of his kitchen
Revealed! The people calling Thatcher’s PR man during his car crash Newsnight interview
When Good Morning Britain’s pursuit of easy targets for Piers Morgan went too far
This comment on the Guardian is the saddest story about intelligent snails you’ll ever read
This article about the FT’s ‘Let’s do lunch!’ column has a killer last line
This chart of how dumb, smart, nice and a**hole-y birds are is 100% accurate
This is the funniest wrong number text you’ll read today
Exclusive! Wills and Kate caught on camera discussing their new royal baby