This advert is a masterclass in hand-photoshopping

Moaners attempt to troll Welsh police at Cardiff Pride backfires massively

Man spends weeks begging for “sexy roleplay”, gets regrets instead

This monument to potatoes is definitely the best monument to potatoes we’ve ever seen

Proof that firearms and basic levels of literacy don’t mix

Donald Trump fails to tell two women apart at a press conference with the president of Finland

Satanic ritual to summon the Goodest Boy Ever

A thorough scientific analysis of why giant crumpets are a huge slice of disappointment

The car you used to draw when you were a kid actually exists

The checklist for psychopaths is more like the 20 stages of going for a quiet drink after work

This Sunday Telegraph letter from Professor Hawking in response to Jeremy Hunt is straight FIRE

This petting chart nails the difference between cats and dogs

This woman is rating Donald Trump’s tweets and “he’s really all over the place”

People are saying this “pink globe” is sexist and have lots of opinions about it

Guardian food critic Jay Rayner comparing eating crab to sex will make you think “poor Mrs Rayner”

‘Forget everything you’ve ever heard about geniuses’

11 best guesses what’s really going on with Ivanka Trump’s ‘beautiful letters’

Combine Donald Trump with Boris Johnson and you get which Hollywood actor?