Nightmare mum tries to get French lessons on the cheap and is brilliantly owned

Kanye West appears to have turned his back on Trump and everyone’s making the same joke

This Times writer had the perfect response to someone who accused him of Bake Off bias

Simply 26 tweets to get you in the mood for Halloween

George Osborne’s face as Polly Toynbee tears him a new one is a joy to behold

A thread imagining how an Irish EU exit would affect the UK tells you all you need to know

Yvette Cooper’s grilling of the officials in charge of our post-Brexit borders is quite something

This author had the perfect putdown for people who said Rahul did not deserve to win Bake Off

30 times this dog’s Halloween game was stronger than yours

The Great British Bake Off final wasn’t to everyone’s taste – the 19 funniest reactions

Favourite 13 takedowns of Katie Hopkins after she said this about Remembrance Day

UKIP leader Gerard Batten fell for this Guardian spoof and his response made it 10 times better

This old Rob Brydon gameshow is so much like Alan Partridge it’s uncanny

The Mash Report on the perils of the Megabus is either a salient warning or a terrible reminder

Bake Off’s Terry Hartill wrote this letter thanking everyone after the death of his wife and we’re getting emotional

Halloween is cancelled because no-one, just no-one, is going to beat this kid’s costume

This woman’s neighbours put their Halloween skeletons in a different pose every day and it’s a real treat

This woman was so horrified by her sister’s bridal demands she shared them with the world