21 hot takes that absolutely infuriate people
If there’s one thing guaranteed to infuriate people on the internet, it’s an opinion with which they don’t agree, and it doesn’t even have to be on an important topic, as you’ll know if you’ve ever seen anyone mention their favourite crisps. Recently, in answer to a simple question, a lot of people shared opinions so contentious, you’d think they’d been pushed through your door at election time.
This was the question:
https://twitter.com/HeuristicLineup/status/1125121874755604480
And these forthright beauties were voted “Most Likely to Infuriate”.
1.
Cemeteries are an indefensible waste of space and should be used to house people who are actually alive https://t.co/LAu20C5zpp
— Holly Brockwell (@holly) May 7, 2019
2.
literally all coffee tastes the same, including instant https://t.co/nuwKznUIlg
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) May 6, 2019
3.
the song "Imagine" is fatuous, condescending, and structually incredibly boring https://t.co/nH8QSQhrn4
— Laura Lorson (@prairielaura) May 6, 2019
4.
Eating dog isn't more wrong than eating bacon. https://t.co/TZecXyFj6O
— Terry McGlynn (@hormiga) May 7, 2019
5.
Speaking two dialects of English doesn't make you stupid. It makes you bidialectal.https://t.co/JRt5OzmzRf https://t.co/aabcsBvEmE
— Dictionary.com (@Dictionarycom) May 7, 2019
6.
Use the damn butter.
You're better off eating the fattier original recipe of most foods than the "low-fat" version where they just replace the fat with sugar. https://t.co/0JLKZaSQjc
— Iron Spike (@Iron_Spike) May 7, 2019
7.
Fruit juice is soda. https://t.co/rWDKYm4BND
— Hank (Yes, Sequel, Working On It) Green (@hankgreen) May 8, 2019
8.
GoT and Harry Potter aren't remotely as well-written as Lord Of The Rings. https://t.co/c9tpJIQiOF
— Seth Keysor (@RealMNchiefsfan) May 7, 2019
9.
Olives are disgusting. I don't care what color, what other flavors are added. Olives are gross & the people who push them really just want a salt lick. https://t.co/RGfLqrFFKQ
— ❄Mikki Kendall❄ (@Karnythia) May 7, 2019
10.
Rose goes back into the ship, refusing to be stopped by several condescending men, to save Jack's life. He dies without her. Period.
Later, he stops trying to get on the door out of some misplaced sense of chivalry.
Toxic masculinity killed Jack Dawson, and Rose is a hero. https://t.co/yZKFnkyC1t
— [email protected] (@cmclymer) May 7, 2019
11.
Chocolate and mint don’t go together.
— Nelba Márquez-Greene, LMFT 🇵🇷🇨🇦 (@Nelba_MG) May 6, 2019
