Boris Johnson’s speech to the Tory party conference – only 6 responses you need

Peter Sissons – not only a great newsreader but with this Anne Robinson clip, responsible for an all-time great outtake

7 favourite things people said about this Tory conference picture shared by Sajid Javid

Boris Johnson mocked people who said this about wind farms – and you’ll never guess who said it

13 unfortunate text design fails to make your day better

15 brilliantly terrible dad jokes someone’s been posting in their workplace

The takedown of this Greta Thunberg troll is why the entire quote matters

We had no idea a plastic bag on a motorway could be this terrifying

These mean tweets read out by celebrities are almost compliments compared to politics

Dentist’s advert of the week

This dog isn’t letting a fence get in the way of her game of fetch

These 15 very clever ways people are helping to save the planet will make your day better

The 9 funniest reactions to a publicity shot of Boris Johnson rolling up his sleeves

Dad trick of the week

Krishnan Guru-Murthy burnt Jacob Rees-Mogg with this accurate introduction

You won’t see a more joyous reaction than this reunion of a homeless man and his dog

“The top 50 achievements of Boris Johnson” is a depressing read

Priti Patel’s anti-free movement speech whipped the Tories into a frenzy – the only 9 reactions you need