Guide to Boris Johnson’s Cabinet

People are comparing the Sun’s Boris Johnson front page north and south of the border

The BBC Breakfast on-screen clock broke so they had to find a real one and it was an analogue delight

Neil Hamilton picked on Greta Thunberg and it massively backfired – 9 brutal owns

Simply 25 of the funniest things we’ve seen this week

Kay Burley chose a NSFW emoji to tweet about her son – 12 mocking reactions

16 things only people of a certain age will have experienced

Reggie the staffie queueing for ice-cream is the most relatable thing you’ll see today

This American view on Boris Johnson becoming PM really is the icing on the shitcake

Just 4 times Bob Mortimer fell over filming his BBC2 fishing series with Paul Whitehouse

This weird egg hack is the craft project nobody asked for

The Sun’s front page shows Boris Johnson in an unusual light – 12 hot takes

Donald Trump’s 2004 SNL skit about chicken wings must have taken some pluck

A handy guide to how hot it is on the London Underground

An astrophysicist took issue with Disney’s poster for Frozen 2 and everyone made the same joke

Eton pupils get a day off when an alumnus becomes PM – the only five takedowns you need

Boris Johnson made his PM Commons debut and he’s basically Joffrey Baratheon in a fat suit

The BBC got over-excited by the hot weather and was brutally slapped down by the internet