This woman wants a sperm donor but her terms and conditions are the ultimate contraceptive

To be filed under ‘too good to check’ and ‘too scared to find out’ comes this woman’s unconventional (AKA terrifying) list of terms and conditions for the man she’d like to father her baby.

PrincessFuckFace2You: ‘Yes, have a kid just to use a name before someone else. Sounds smart. She really likes Tuesdays you guys! Does she not understand that the whole point of a sperm donor is so that you don’t have to do the stupid date, flowers, dinner crap.’

spoonfulofstress: ‘$10 says Tuesday is the name of the future child.’

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