Finnish man has a spaghetti eating contest with his dogs

Why does the Seinfeld theme song work with EVERYTHING

“Rare photo of the UK leaving the EU”

This tweetstorm from a guy who trolled The Metro with “fake crushes” is the funniest thing you’ll read today

Bloke complaining about people being “offended by Christmas” goes viral as people rip the piss out of him

“The new issue of furious twitter egg magazine is out tomorrow! Don’t forget to pick up your copy!”

If you buy clothing that says 100% silk on the packaging you probably don’t expect this on the inside label

This is probably the worst birthday card you’ll see today

Toto’s Africa with the vocals off key and off time will make you laugh hard when it hits the chorus

The sarcasm’s off the scale in this hilarious email exchange about security cameras

Merry Christmas from everyone at the Guardian

You probably had no idea that ear pulling was such an intense sport

The description of the TV Show “A man with no penis” is amusingly inaccurate

Yelp chooses some very unfortunate photos for restaurants

This video captures the essence of every Mumford & Sons song ever

Watch this amusing video of an angel shouting her way through a song in the Nativity play

The Foreign Office tweeted a picture of the wrong bridge and Twitter took the piss: the 8 funniest tweets

Watch this moving moment from Casablanca made even better. Yes, BETTER