A drunk mistook a comedian’s car for an Uber and got the ride of his life

Cassetteboy’s Pet Shop Boys vs Theresa May mash-up is the send-off she truly deserves

Every fact you’ve ever wanted to know about peeing and pooing in space – and some you didn’t

This ‘split or steal’ moment from ITV’s Golden Balls went viral all over again because it’s just … immense

BBC Breakfast had a surprise for this lad bullied for liking musicals and his face is a picture

This CCTV video of a diner choking is terrifying and a lesson for us all

This octopus hides by turning itself into a rock and it’s blowing people’s minds

Americans think Dutch people dump their kids in the woods and the clapback from Dutch Twitter was brutal

19 ‘awfully British phone apps’ that should definitely be a thing

This woman’s solution to spilling red wine on her white outfit is sheer genius

15 panoramic photos that crossed over into Surrealism

Jodie Comer gave her seal of approval to this model of the Killing Eve star made out of cabbage

The moment a 1-year-old meets someone with the same limb difference will give you feelings

Is this an advert for a housemate or a recruitment drive for a cult?

The way this BBC News guy deals with a heckler is just next level stuff

The unexpected plot twist in this gran’s birthday card is sad but very funny

Just a man eating a whole Vienetta on the train

Boris Johnson’s comparison of the NI border to the Moon landing lacks gravity – 11 perfect takedowns