‘Arsenal fan TV has peaked’

This lovely Michael Palin story will put a smile on your face

The rules for contestants on Countdown have gone viral because they show how hilariously pedantic the audience is

People are saying this is the most BBC thing they’ve ever seen

This “Fascist Daily Mail” till receipt deserves the award Supermarket Of The Year

Donald Trump doesn’t know what ‘consensual’ means and people made the same very satisfying joke

Natalie Portman went viral because she’s funny and she nailed it in seven words at the Golden Globes

Here’s Oprah Winfrey’s Golden Globes speech that everyone is talking about

People are doing a Donald Trump riff on this Pirates of Penzance song and it’s brilliant

Dancing on Ice was back on ITV and this is what people made of its return

Donald Trump says he’s a ‘stable genius’ – our 15 favourite replies

Guardian correction of the day

Someone’s made a pop-up version of the Trump book and it’s a must-read

Peter Reid was on the BBC’s FA Cup coverage and someone had the perfect caption

Donald Trump attacked Michael Wolff and Mark Hamill had the perfect response

5 days in and we’ve got our headline of the year – and the story’s not bad either

Which is your favourite design for the Brexit stamps?

Nigel Farage asked people for questions for Michel Barnier and it was everything you’d hope for