‘Camera guy didn’t believe I was called Hunter Fisher so just made one up for me’

The answers to this may (or may not) give you succour for the month ahead

The replies to Donald Trump’s claim about airline safety are business class

These American drivers are filling their own tanks for the first time and they can’t handle it

Boris Johnson praised Toby Young’s ‘caustic wit’ so people found 9 examples of what he meant

Storm Eleanor batters Britain and Ireland – our favourite 21 tweets

If you’re missing Broadchurch Cassetteboy has made a new one and it’s killer

‘Learn a new skill in 2018’

Amazing moment starlings scared off predator by pretending to be an even bigger bird

‘Eating a Bounty after being hit in the back with it, Scottish fitba’

Residents petition to change their road name but not everyone’s taking it seriously

Trump tells Kim Jong-un ‘My button’s bigger than yours’ and people are laughing/terrified

Kenneth Williams presenting Tomorrow’s World is what Brian Cox aspires to

Man tries to jump the Tube barrier and gets his penis stuck in the gates

What happens when you rely on Virgin Trains wifi to give a TV interview about rubbish trains

Daily Mail reader lays into Sydney for celebrating New Year before us

Virgin Trains reply to a complaint about sexism by being even more sexist

People are saluting the unexpected twist at the end of this obituary