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Angry journalist hides obscene message to the BBC in Doctor Who magazine

For some reason the Guardian have made an entirely Duran Duran themed crossword puzzle

“Never let it be said that Fats Domino’s record labels didn’t know how to make the most out of a picture”

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Japanese photographer takes pictures of cats doing martial arts

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Donald Trump v Fredo Corleone from the Godfather

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Amanda Holden asks Tim Peake: ‘Did you bring anything back from the moon?’

“KRS One fans will get this”

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