The definitive guide to how to say ‘no’ (without saying ‘no’)

People have been coming up with “Brexit Beatles Songs”. Here’s 15 of the best

New £5 + new £10 = David Jason

Our 8 favourite ‘terrible maps’

“Don’t know why Peterborough has a Tourist Information Centre when we’ve got this slab”

Game of Thrones credits redone as ’90s TV drama is so much better than the real thing

This dog’s having so much fun it doesn’t need to go to the park

What are the chances of that happening?

Here’s how the last 4 months of your year will pan out

Handy advice for anyone thinking about buying a new iPhone

Nintendo has revealed that Mario has nipples and the internet is losing its goddam mind

“Amazon selling the 2016 sadness starter pack”

People are taking the piss out of “two ex-Googlers” who want to replace corner shops with vending machines

Former Thomas The Tank Engine narrator backs Brexit: the only four tweets you need to read

Apple unveils new range of presidential emojis in surprise Donald Trump tie-up

Today’s celebrity thing – Harrison Ford explaining how he came to hit Ryan Gosling

Thought for the day on Roald Dahl Day

‘Which type of Brexiteer are you?’