People have been helpfully filling in the blanks of CNN’s cryptic tweet

“I’m filled with disappointment when I should be filled with Halloumi”

“It’s great to see Morrissey on the cover of the latest Historic Houses Association magazine”

The book about Beethoven contains a superb typo

“🎶 All of the other reindeers 🎶 Used to laugh and call him names 🎶so he killed them”

The headline is “my breasts won’t stop growing” but what makes it, is his face

Villagers burn BT van effigy in Bonfire Night protest over slow wi-fi

Inside of this dog’s ear went viral because it looks like someone – can you spot it?

Penny for them? 5 thoughts for Bonfire night

This goalkeeper really did mistake the penalty spot for the ball

‘Enjoy the brief moment your brain says this is a photo of a crowd at a concert’

Uma Thurman’s devastating response to the sex assault scandal is basically Kill Bill 3

‘Watching people return this dropped hat is unreasonably thrilling’

Someone’s done research into how Donald Trump responds to terror attacks

Amazing that this happened. Tatler magazine obviously didn’t get the memo

Correction of the day

This infomercial for ‘Brain Force Plus’ is unintentionally hilarious

A brilliant mash-up of Ivanka Trump’s call for sexual equality – and her dad