Heinz will turn Salad Cream into Sandwich Cream and these are the only responses you need

This church said said it had a perfectly reasonable explanation for this

Donald Trump not knowing the words to God Bless America is our new favourite thing

The replies to this are just brilliant (and sometimes brilliantly awful)

Favourite 17 responses to people bemoaning that Love Island had more applications than Oxbridge

The responses to Kirstie Allsop flying club class while her kids go economy could make this the best thing she’s ever done

The replies to this woman’s take on a ‘funny gay wedding’ are very satisfying indeed

The saga of missing Melania – 14 favourite responses to the mystery that refuses to go away

‘This is the worst live news item I’ve ever seen. Ever’

This well-intentioned workplace notice suffered from a basic schoolboy error

This advice from Teen Vogue magazine got exactly the responses it deserved

This is the most devastating obituary you will see this week

Our favourite 12 times Piers Morgan was brutally owned by Dan Walker on Twitter

Only 11 responses you need to the return of Love Island on ITV2

Donald Trump says he can pardon himself and these are the only 7 responses you need

People are confused what Stephen Kinnock does to an orange (and our other favourite things from this Guardian Q&A)

There are at least two things wrong with this 2kg Colin the Caterpillar cake

Best takedown you’ll see this week