The most brutal ‘friend zoning’ of anyone you’ll ever see, on live TV

Someone’s collecting the most creative ways people tell the Daily Mail to piss off

Matthew Wright’s leaving The Wright Stuff so let’s remember the time he was constantly wound up by this guy

Benedict Cumberbatch stopping Tom Holland’s spoilers is infinitely charming

17 of the funniest and weirdest shop signs around

A vegan shamed a fellow vegan for buying a child ice cream and people’s response was epic

There’s a way to make Siri say something NSFW and everybody’s doing it

This Tory election leaflet has some very weird stuff to say about Labour and Ukip

A man asked his accountant brother to help him with his taxes and it didn’t end well

The Daily Mail is spitting nails and here are the only responses you need

Sainsbury’s boss accidentally filmed singing something a little callous after Asda merger announcement

7 favourite captions to go with that Tory Power Stance™ picture

People are sharing their most boring celebrity encounters and they are gripping stuff

‘So glad they marked up my ankle, would hate for them to have operated on the wrong one!’

We’re pretty sure this isn’t what her friends meant to say

Piers Morgan vs Diane Abbott – fair question or stitch-up? You decide …

Nigel Farage was fooled into thinking this artwork was the real thing. Except he’s the one who’s lost the plot

Someone found Shane Richie’s biggest superfan and everybody made the same joke