Andy Murray smashes Donald Trump with savage takedown that has everyone cheering

We really, really hope someone took this guy up on his offer

When you go to a Steps gig and it’s so good you carry on in the car park

Looking forward to Kill Bill 3

Piers Morgan is rowing with Olly Murs about causing Twitter panics and it feels very 2017

Daily Mail offers a reminder why you should always check tweets before sharing

The only good thing to come out of Black Friday …

11 favourite ways the nation gave two fingers to Black Friday

When your friends want you to go out but all you want to do is go home and watch telly

25 examples of why you will never own such weird stuff as your parents

Enjoy reading all the bad sex award literature quotes from 2005 to now – phew it’s HOT stuff

Best white van you’ll see this week

This Tom Baker voiceover recording is brilliant – Toast of London, but better

Every episode of Blue Planet II in 7 tweets

The Black Friday rush that will make you proud to be British

When you realise Donald Trump respects turkeys more than women

You’ve not had a Sunday lunch as weird as this Daily Mail reader’s letter

Have you seen a cartoon that better nails Brexit?