11 most BRITISH tweets about Black Friday

Funny story about a girl irritating by her brother “ruining Thanksgiving” with his obsession with the philosopher Foucault

Don’t forget…

The responses to this tweet about hotel room numbers were historically funny

If you read only one Donald Trump transcript this week, read this one

When you’re accidentally invited to a birthday party and end up going anyway

Pie firm suffers northern backlash after epic gravy fail

Someone counted who gets all the lines in Netflix’s ‘no mans land’ western, Godless

Cartoon of the week

To celebrate Tom Baker’s 85th birthday here’s his wonderful answer when asked for his ‘biggest Doctor Who memory’

This sex-chat bot going wrong will make nerds giggle

Donald Trump Jr probably should have read this article before he shared it

Woman updates driving licence and accidentally lists address as “my dads house”

These fake brand Pringles keep getting better the longer you look at them

Trombonist texted wife with voice recognition…while playing the trombone

Just a rubbish bin on the back of a truck, lip syncing to the Smiths

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