Revealed: The real reason why Donald Trump loves Norway so much

S Club 7 bloke sells Brit award and everyone feels really, really old

People are making up reasons why Donald Trump cancelled his London visit and it will make you proud to be British

Whole of Norway trolls Donald Trump and his “shithole” country

Gary Lineker had the perfect comeback to Donald Trump’s ‘shithole countries’ quote

Princess Margaret’s morning routine is something we can all aspire to

‘Stormtroopers walking down stairs followed by Darth Vader’ is just perfect

Rare occasion when it doesn’t matter if you use an apostrophe or not

Everyone’s laughing at Donald Trump’s excuse not to visit the UK – our favourite responses

Manchester Univesity begs students not to use “mouldy bananas” as bookmarks

Is this bot that just tweeted “shithole” the best bot that’s ever been made?

“Royal family reacts to news that Trump has cancelled UK visit”

“I’m no theologian, but that seems suspicious”

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‘Arnie on repeat’ is a very satisfying watch

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Biblical scenes on The Wright Stuff as a prank caller nails Matthew Wright – twice

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