If this recipe can be described as “salad” then you can be anything you want to be

The birthday card David Bowie’s son drew for his father two days before he died will give you feelings

A three y/o asked his dad to contact a Dublin bus company to find out about the buses sleeping arrangements and the answer was rather sweet

The worst thing about the Trump book was its lame cover. Not any more

‘Who buries the rest of the body?’

Radiohead sue Lana Del Rey over a song’s similarity to Creep and people are confused

All your essential Theresa May reshuffle news in one place

Don’t let Donald Trump see this. He’ll go nuclear

People aren’t happy with H&M after they did this

People are saying the Tory party logo looks like Boris Johnson sniffing cocaine

People are laughing at this tap because it looks like a gushing phallus and two gonads

‘I think the Boden catalogue might be having a nervous breakdown’

This guy didn’t get Natalie Portman’s Golden Globes speech and the replies deserve an award of their own

‘Arsenal fan TV has peaked’

This lovely Michael Palin story will put a smile on your face

The rules for contestants on Countdown have gone viral because they show how hilariously pedantic the audience is

People are saying this is the most BBC thing they’ve ever seen

This “Fascist Daily Mail” till receipt deserves the award Supermarket Of The Year