These notices shouldn’t be necessary, yet here they are

People are saying that Rod Stewart’s genitals look like “Bert from Sesame Street”

This Southampton school poster warning children of the consequences of losing a pen is a bit extreme

This “Roxanne by The Police but every time they say ‘Roxanne’ it gets faster” video is surprisingly funny

Today we learned that Sooty and Sweep have legs?!

19 “Happy Birthday” messages to famous people that are so wrong that they’re very very right

4 clips that show why Oliver Reed was a nightmare to interview and wonderful to watch

Some amazing “Dad reflexes” are displayed when a prank magic trick backfires

Professor Brian Cox is not going to like this unfortunate juxtaposition of headline and photo in the Evening Standard

The differences between an introvert and an extrovert

An office food thief left some hilarious cocky notes and they led to his comeuppance

This man’s tweets that can be sung to the tune of Eleanor Rigby are oddly satisfying

People have been having a lot of fun with this deeply unflattering picture of Donald Trump

Fans of capybaras farting in bathtubs full of ducks, rejoice!

Usually it’s the student who is the one making excuses

This video of a mum finding her 14 y/o son’s Spotify playlist is absolutely gold

If Home Alone were made today…

You can stop searching: the best Christmas jumper has been found