Probably the most entertaining 26 seconds of football you’ll see this season

This is everyone before their first morning coffee

When your sister asks you to shoot her engagement pics and you sneak something in the background

Bill Clinton hiding in the Bushes

A terrifying pumpkin to strike absolute terror into your heart this Halloween

People really want to know what this woman has got against pomegranates

Minister for International Trade struggles with the ‘international’ part of his job title

So Gemma Collins fell off stage and into a hole and it’s the biggest news on the internet today

This cartoon about what animals would think of jogging is funny because it’s accurate

This joke about Hitler from 1940 still stands up

These new Ladybird books are very topical

Never celebrate too early in a penalty shoot-out

There’s a plaque to mark the spot of one of Donald Trump’s many achievements

The first paragraph of Rik Mayall’s autobiography is brilliant (and filthy)

Town in Iceland paints a 3D pedestrian crossing to slow traffic

Sports fan forgets he can’t clap

Groom plays classic movie themes on the keyboard to entertain waiting wedding guests

People have been taking the piss out of Storm Brian for having such an underwhelming name